A family vacationing in South Carolina this year was surprised to learn that, contrary to politically correct textbooks, the South actually won the Civil War and has been an independent country since 1861. “Their national flag was everywhere,” said the mother, identified only as Jennifer. “T-shirts, license plates, knife sheaths. We must have brought home two dozen beach towels and cigarette lighters. You can’t have too many.” “Sure, the beach was great,” added her husband, Todd. “But what we enjoyed most was learning more about the customs of this wonderful little country founded on the principles of NASCAR, Hank Williams Jr., and Budweiser.”
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