According to unconfirmed reports, a Manhattan man is beginning to develop drooping cheeks like those of musician Sir Paul McCartney. The man, whose name has not yet been released, said he first noticed his jowls several months ago while running on the treadmill at the gym. “I looked in the mirror and saw my face bouncing up and down,” he said. Sources say that despite some initial reservations, the man is pleased with the new look. “I was beginning to resemble a cross between John McCain and Jason Alexander. A balding McCartney definitely trumps that.” He has vowed to avoid involvement with Heather Mills.
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